Chapter 75 – Two young men’s BATTLE OF WITS
Gu Hai walked into the bedroom and he saw two single beds placed side by side inside the small and narrow room, there were identical sheets and quilts on the beds, on a glance, it was like they entered a two-person dormitory room.
“You see, this room is small already in the first place, and then added with one more bed, we don’t have any space left for our foots!”
Gu Hai sat on his own bed with sullen face, continuously stared at Bai Luo Yin across him.
“If there’s no space for footsteps, then how did you get inside here, did you fly?”
Bai Luo Yin ignored the anxious look across Gu Hai’s face, he went inside his own blanket happily, intentionally let out a comfortable yawn.
“Sleeping alone is really comfortable!”
Gu Hai went to his own bed furiously, throwing a sentence to the person beside him, “Just look, tomorow morning you will get a cold!”
Without my embrace, do you still think you can have a comfortable sleep?
“I’m more than happy even if I get a cold.”
Bai Luo Yin naturally turned his body away from Gu Hai, the coldness from the back of his head was like a weapon, provoked Gu Hai’s little fragile heart.
Gu Hai groaned, he stepped barefoot on the bed plank slowly to turn off the lights. When he returned back, he was still feeling unsatisfied, so he extended his ice-cold leg until it went inside Bai Luo Yin’s blanket, straight to Bai Luo Yin’s smooth and warm back.
Bai Luo Yin’s entire body suddenly shivered, he turned his body towards and kicked Gu Hai’s lower belly, sent him back to his own bed.
“Scram!” Just one direct and efficient word.
“Why are you so heartless to this extent? Every night I always hug you to sleep, and you always sleep really well, sometimes when i opened my arms and let you go, you would come here and hug me on your own…. Well…..”
Gu Hai hadn’t finished his words yet, when one smelly socks was thrown to him.
“If you dare to come over here tonight, I’ll switch room with my dad.”
Gu Hai let out an evil smile, he laid sideways on his own bed, then used his arm to support his head, a pair of deep eyes sparkling and gleaming in the dark night. By the time there was completely no movement from the other side, he made a beat with his hand, lightly hummed a song.
“Rúguǒ méiyǒu yùjiàn nǐ
“If I didn’t meet you,
Wǒ jiāng huì shì zài nǎlǐ?
where would I be now?
rìziguò dé zěnme yang
How would my days pass,
Rénshēng shìfǒu yào zhēnxī?
should I treasure this life?
Yěxǔ rènshí mǒu yīrén
Maybe if I meet a certain someone,
Guòzhe píngfán de rìzi…
living our ordinary life….
Suǒyǐ wǒ qiú qiú nǐ, bié ràng wǒ líkāi nǐ
So I beg you, don’t let me leave you.
Chúle nǐ, wǒ bùnéng gǎndào yīsī sī qíngyì……”
Except for you, I can’t feel the slightest affection…..” 
There’s no other song like this song, that fits Gu Hai’s current feelings perfectly.
But Bai Luo Yin couldn’t listen anymore, the song is a good song, but when it came out from Gu Hai’s mouth, the taste suddenly changed. His voice is the same as his body, tough and sturdy, so when he insisted on singing a gentle song like this, his voice really has flaws, and he’s also tone deaf, every sentence in the song doesn’t fit with the tune…..
But this guy didn’t seem to realize it himself, he’s throwing himself into the song like that, as if he wanted to pull apart his heart, lung, belly to crumble into pieces, it made you feel more sick the more you listen to his voice.
Finally, Bai Luo Yin couldn’t bear it anymore, he turned his body toward Gu Hai and said, “Can you stop singing?”
“If you don’t want to hear my singing, then you can sing.”
“Why the hell should I sing?”
“If you don’t want to sing, then I will continue singing.” Gu Hai began to play dumb.
Bai Luo Yin hesitated for a moment, but he still opened his mouth and began to sing.
Not even three minutes had passed, a low sound of snoring can be heard from the other side, Bai Luo Yin suddenly stopped, he looked at the guy beside him full of uncertainty… Fuck! He really fell asleep! I’m singing like this and you’re just sleeping? Bai Luo Yin’s brain thought about so many words that other people used to describe Gu Hai, the most charismatic guy in class 27, the most manly, mature and pretty guy, strong and handsome prince…… Bah! No matter how I look at him, he’s just an immature and inexperienced little brat!
Bai Luo Yin took a deep breath, forced himself to calm down, then turned his body, wrapped himself inside the blanket tightly, then closed his eyes to sleep.
Gu Hai waited for a very long time, it was a very long time, as if one century long, until finally Bai Luo Yin’s breaths frequency became steady.
The corner of Gu Hai’s mouth let out an evil smile, he lifted up his blanket softly, then he tiptoe-ing on the floor, he moved step by step towards Bai Luo Yin’s bed.
Bai Luo Yin didn’t move at all.
Gu Hai lifted Bai Luo Yin’s blanket up, first he inserted one leg inside, then another leg, finally he placed his entired body into the bedsheet.
Gu Hai’s body suddenly bounced up.
A certain someone’s laugh can be heard beside him, at first it was held back, and then released slowly, until finally, the bed also swayed following his laughter.
Gu Hai clenched his teeth, “What did you put on your bed?”
Bai Luo Yin raised a round dark thing from his bed, laughing and said, “A dead cactus in the yard.”
Gu Hai closed his eye as he angrily accepted his fate…
“Aren’t you afraid that you’re going to lie on it when you turned over?”
Bai Luo Yin swayed the cactus in his hand, “I’m sure that before I lay on it, you would definitely become my test subject first.”
A cold voice can be heard faintly inside the room.
“You’re so cruel!”
Bai Luo Yin raised his lips, “You reap what you sow.”
Gu Hai’s shoulder collapsed, he looked really miserable, “Help me, pluck out these thorns from me, if there are some pricking thorns, how can I sleep like this?”
Bai Luo Yin hesitated for a while, but he still went down from the bed and turned on the lights.
As soon as the lights on, he discovered something that caused all of his blood vessels spurted.
Bai Luo Yin only clad himself in an underpants!!!
“Why are you wearing so little today?”
Bai Luo Yin’s reply was like a clear blue sky, “Before, I’m always sleeping like this.”
“Then when you’re sleeping with me, why did you cover everything so tightly?” Gu Hai looked like he suffered a huge grievance.
“Find the reason on your own, now turn around!”
Gu Hai turned his body with full of unsatisfied feelings, Bai Luo Yin then crossed his legs and sat behind Gu Hai, carefully looked for small thorns on Gu Hai’s back. Everytime a thorn is pulled out, he couldn’t help but to feel happy inside secretly, this fellow, why did he use a lot of strength just to lay down on a bed?
Gu Hai reached out his hand to the back, stealthily touched Bai Luo Yin’s smooth thighs.
“Do you want me to kick you out?”
Early morning, Bai Luo Yin woke up very comfortably, but then he saw Gu Hai’s familiar face was lying exactly beside him, not only that, Gu Hai’s hand was placed on the hard thing between Bai Luo Yin’s legs, the scene was really unpleasant to see.
“You bastard!” Bai Luo Yin suddenly kicked Gu Hai until he woke up, “Why did you still go to my bed?”
Gu Hai opened one of his eye, his voice was somewhat carried a bit of indolence.
“Who’s sleeping on your bed? Look properly, I’m sleeping on my own bed!”
Bai Luo Yin was dumbfounded, he lowered his head to see, and sure enough, there was a huge hap between their bodies, it definitely wasn’t a single bed. No need to say, Gu Hai moved his bed, then he put it together with his own bed.
“You saw it, I didn’t crawl to your bed.”
This fellow is really cunning! Bai Luo Yin cursed in his mind, then he pushed Gu Hai’s bed with his hand, trying to move his bed away, but he didn’t succeed, those two beds was like nailed together, couldn’t be separated.
“How did this happen? Why can’t these two beds be separated?”
Gu Hai’s pondering gaze swept all over Bai Luo Yin’s flustered and exasperated face, he faintly said, “I glued it with your family’s hemorrhoid ointment, didn’t you say it before? Your hemorrhoid ointment has million purposes.”
 Most of you probably knew this already, but this song is called 我忪在乎你 (Wǒ zhǿ zàihū nǿ: I only care about you). Original singer is Teresa Teng, i dont know probably other singers sang this song too, but i only listened to her version since I was small from my grandpa’s cd ^^ yes she is his idol until now XD
云淡风轻 depicts kind of relaxed feeling, a tranquil mood. Literal translation is clear sky.
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